Drinks - No.1 Poonjuice

Poonjuice

Created in the naval port of Portsmouth in the UK, Poonjuce was invented by the infamous  Poonstars. 

The Poonstars were a group formed from ranks within Portsmouth University, running various club nights and some of the wildest parties the student union will ever see.  The Poonstars needed a drink to help them forget... well, everything!  As such Poonjuice was born.

This drink comes with a serious warning not to be taken lightly.  Poonjuice has a list of side effects as long my arm, these include...

• Blurred Vision
• Impaired speech
• Dizziness
• Vomiting
• Reduced control of motor functions
• Irreparable liver damage
• Complete short term memory loss
• Unconsciousness
• Alcohol poisoning

It is my advice that nobody consume this drink, and I will not be held accountable for any loss or damage to property or health resulting from it's consumption.

If this drink still appeals, you have my respect and here is the recipe...

Ingredients:

• Vodka 50ml
• Vodka Kick 1 Bottle
  • Cherry, Apple & Tropical flavours are best
• Lots of Ice

Instructions:

Very simple, take the above ingredients and put them in a tall glass, then stir.

Voila - Poonjuice

Next from Marky B's cocktail corner will be the legendary but mysterious Jelly Baby watch this space.

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”  - Frank Sinatra

Comments

[Craig Fordham]

Double shot I think you'll find Barrett! Loving the blog and the mention!

[Mark Barrett]

50ml is a double over here buddy, what crazy measurement are you dabbling in over in OZ???